Yonderblown

To be utterly obliterated to the point that you need assistance in your decision making.

I was so yonderblown, I made out with a completely busted girl.

by Greg March 31, 2004

yonder, metric

A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."

by Southern Heritage Pride May 3, 2005

DJ Yonder

The new “Default” Skin in Fortnite. If someone is rocking this they are probably trash.

Wow, look at this kid rocking the DJ Yonder skin, he is definitely a noob

by FortniteNoob28283 September 27, 2018

yonder

interchangable with the word reach, mission, go to, call, eat, grab, .... basically any decent verb

ie. " yonder next jam"
" yonder a muffin quick in my palm"
" yonder at eliza right now her bassist skills are damn sassy"

by nuffgoodwords March 30, 2009

yonderways

A general direction not specifically stated

Where did my dog run off now?
He went yonderways

by Mayhem222 January 12, 2019

Yonder Day

the day before yesterday

"Barry, can we get Morgen Freeman's Left Buttocks" -hans
"We got Morgen Freeman's Left Buttocks Yonder Day" -barry
"Fuck" -hans

by Heinrich Himmler July 20, 2019

barely yonder

Barely yonder is basically "not far" in old-timer speak. It was predominately said by old white people around the time of the dinosaurs. English teachers refer to this dialect of English as "Old English."

That is barely yonder away from here. The other bar is barely yonder.

by NotTheEC May 20, 2014