Yomp

To get head, fellatio, dome, top, etc. Preferably in the morning, thus asserting "Morning yomp". The best kind of yomp there is.

"you get anything last night"
"nah but she gave me yomp this morning it was fire"

by Yomp101 April 5, 2020

yompin

when it is very busy as a place ie.poppin

"Ashlee texted me and said the party was yompin"

by masonwason January 17, 2023

Yomf

To waste time doing something unproductive or pointless.

I don't feel like doing my work today, I think I'll just yomf on the couch instead.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

Yompawt Pompawt

The second worst smell that’s ever graced us with its presence. If you would like a whiff of it, go smell a spit valve on a retards trumpet.

Lord please help me, Tom Selleck’s balls reek of yompawt pompawt, if I have to smell them again I might shrivel up and die.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 30, 2023

yompton

Often thought of as slang for the city of Youngstown, Ohio, and actually refers to Youngstown, Ohio, but is really the result of decades of inbreeding, no education, and no verbal skills of many of its occupants. The early grunting and gurgling sounds that were made when many attempted to vocalize the city of their birth had been passed down from sister and brothers to their incestual children and after many years, the gutteral groans actually began to take on attributes of the proper English pronunciation of "Youngstown"... finally coming out as "Yompton" these days.

Resident 1: "Urg blow up car blugg blugg urf Yompton"
Resident 2: "Iiizz kill you woof woof uuurrggwapt Yompton"
Resident 1: "Burbble bribe judge uoogg Yompton"

by Cranko Zabotnik July 12, 2006

yomp

Another way of saying yes and/or giving a positive response.

Analicia-Hey, wana go to Mcdonalds?

Miguel-Yompp! as long as you dont throw u..
nvm.

Analicia-ok, lets Rollll!

by yeeeaaaaaoooommmpppp! April 2, 2009

yomp

minor trek, not quite quite a mission, but very close, a small distance which is easily covered but with some posible difficulty.

Lets yomp on down to tescos, its not far.

by sean July 13, 2004