Yonked

When you get beyond fucked up.

Greg: Yo Brad what'd you do this weekend?

Brad: Bro I got so yonked this weekend I fucked a donkey!

by BigYonker November 16, 2015

Yocked

Big and buff; having muscles that are visually protruding out of the skin; swoll; being so big that people look at you and the first thing they think is, damn that guy is big

"Woah broseph, did you peep that nip slip on that piece of tail over there?"
"Nah homeboy, I was too busy thinking how I wanna look like her yocked boyfriend. If I get yocked like him, I'll be able to see nips of that nature on the reg."

by Wyze May 12, 2016

Yorked

When York University has screwed up your life. Again.

"Oh man, I thought my life was starting to make sense, but I got Yorked!"
"It was a new day, but then it got all Yorked up. I should have known."
"Friends don't let friends get Yorked."

by Marchesa Casati March 16, 2015

yolked

Hitting the gym and working your ass off for as long as you can in attempt to see improvement in a short period of time.

"Theres a hot tub party tommorow. Lets get yolked for all the babes!"

by $w3g December 15, 2013

Yoked

Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.

1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED

by morgizz October 11, 2010

getting yoked

1) Anytime you do something really awesome or cool. Lifting weights

2) Shooting a shot in basketball in someones face and draining it.

1) Im getting yoked tonight, want to go lift weights with me?
2) I got yoked today, I nailed that 3 pointer in his face

by PKTGoats February 12, 2012

Double Yolked

When you finish in her twice.

I double yolked her last night.

by Wordman300 March 22, 2020