yanking the can

Beating your meat

Jimmy 1 I was yaking the can so hard last night

Shelly why are u tell me about u yanking the can beating ur meat{

by Goatboijay June 8, 2018

Yantong

She is a very nice person and the very best friend you could hope for. She's ticklish, laughs all the time and loves purple. Also a very good babysitter and knows how to deal with little kids.

"She's such a Yantong, you know,", I said to my friend one day.

by Dark Umbreon February 4, 2020

yanking taffy

Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.

Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.

It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.

Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...

Wife 2: But? What happened?

Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.

by Z_SD February 14, 2012

Dick Yanking

Lying to someone.

"Is Matt telling the truth or is he just dick yanking again?"

by dodo2night December 14, 2016

yanging

Described as the feeling you have the morning/afternoon after taking amphetamine, or hallucinogen-based narcotics. What goes up must come down. Ying and Yang etc. etc.

Tom will mercilessly slaughter you in Wii Sports because he's yanging from a big one last night.

by xorn69 July 12, 2007

Yanking my chain

slang for 'stop peeing me off', or 'that really pisses me off'

Guy 1: Can you stop doing that?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Cause your really yanking my chain :@

by CrustySideboard May 11, 2010

Yanking the weasel

The act of ones pulling on his/her DICK! Also known as weasling yourself, stroking the weasel meat.

Wow, i walked in on my dad, and he was yanking the weasel!

by cghfghfghfghfgh January 17, 2009