Wafflejob

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

giant waffle

A bigger version of a waffle which you chant in the mirror three times (big waffle, big waffle, big waffle) to summon out of the waffle dimension. A man once said " always wash your hands after you crap" and that is how the legend of the giant waffle started. But never summon it without maple syrup because if you do it will make the giant waffle taste really bad.

I was just devoured by the extremely dangerous giant waffle that isn't fake at all!

by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 19, 2017

Waffle-Ball

A game with dozens of rules, played in a pool. The object of the game is to make the waffle ball(usually a soccer ball) hit the rim of either of the two sides of the pool scoring one point for the throwers team. The catch is you have to be jumping into the pool grab the ball then release, if you grab the ball on the edge of the pool and hit the rim of the pool no points are awarded. Also the ball can hit the ladder posts causing two points. The best way to score is going in between the ladder post in doing so the throwers team receives five points. It is probably the best summer time sport, hands down.

man did you see that sick behind the back bouncer shot go through the ladder posts? that shit was the best Waffle-Ball throw I've ever seen.

by brooksayyyyy August 3, 2011

Waffle House

The place to go when you want some good waffles at an economical price. Also a good late-night place.

That Waffle House down on 27 got a low health score, like a friggin 75.

by It's raw January 11, 2017

waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.

If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!

by Smooth Buns 69 January 15, 2014

cock waffle

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.

by too-many-grouchy-people September 30, 2007

The Waffle House has found it's new host.

A sentence meant to gaslight Youtube users, coined by Jonny RaZeR Shorts.

He typed "The Waffle House has found it's new host." On youtube Comments of every video he watched.

by Wordinternet January 14, 2023