wrap rage

Injuring oneself by using a sharp object to try to open hard-to-open plastic packaging like the kind they sell cheap consumer electronics or household items in. Growing phenomenon described in the Pittsburgh Gazette and popularized by Stephen Colbert.

Ironically, he got so caught up in wrap rage that he almost sliced off his finger using a screwdriver to open the package containing an X-acto knife.

by Ben Frey March 29, 2006

wrap your head around

to figure it out

“why can’t you wrap your head around the fact i don’t like you!!”

by mackoronincheese December 29, 2021

wrap my brain around it

Make sense of.

"That algebra equation is really difficult. I can't wrap my brain around it"

by Nena Mamasita November 16, 2013

wrap it or fap it

Telling a guy to use a condom, or finish himself off.

Pregnancy is a serious thing, so you better wrap it or fap it.

by Sydnerella_Claire May 7, 2011

wrap your willy

To wear a condom

Don't be silly, wrap your willy !

by Viking Child January 5, 2015

wrap artist

A person who is significantly more talented but somewhat less annoying than a rap artist. A wrap artist is that person who goes plumb ape shit popping bubble wrap.May even have a cool wrapper name like Luke Warm P.

Look at the shit eatin' grin on that wrap artist. He's in hog heaven poppin' those bubbles.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

wrap my rascal

v. to place a condom on one's penis for purposes of banging, primarily, broads and supermodels

Look. Yes. I have banged hundreds of broads... internationally. But know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times, cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation... as a way of punishing supermodels.

by MikeyMcMikenson April 8, 2009