Keynes Worker

An individual often seen in IT departments who desperately try to create work (usually resource allocation, request routing and approval related) in an attempt to give importance to whatever they are doing and preserve their jobs.

We have a huge flab of Keynes workers in our organization.

by ashishram April 20, 2009

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

workers for hire

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.

My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008

Co-worker smile

Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence

As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile

by 265354 August 18, 2013

Faux-Worker

A worker who pretends to work but is actually goofing off.

Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.

by Mister Pamuk April 19, 2014

Anti-Wormie

An erected Penis, the opposite of a flaccid uncircumcised Penis known as a 'Wormie'.
A cute and very hot description given by a partner, to the proud owner of an Anti-Wormie.

"Can I ride Anti-Wormie?"

by Jamesey13579 May 16, 2016

Gummy Wormed

Getting your dick Sucked while it is flaccid

Dude I just gummy wormed last night

by Gummy worm master69 April 4, 2020