Dean Winchester

When you are dating someone or are friends/have close realations to and they are a closet gay

My girlfriend is a Dean Winchester

by Lúcio April 14, 2017

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Winchester, VA

Also known as Funchester, a small town near the West Virginia/ Virginia state line. Known for being a great retirement community, it boasts a complete lack of anything fun or interesting to do. When visiting, one must beware the rednecks who infest the area.

"I'm visiting my parents in Winchester, VA this weekend..."
"You better watch out for those rednecks man, if you see one you should probably run!"

Off to Funchester for the weekend! I'm totally prepared for utter boredom. FML

by James Wood Jailmate January 29, 2012

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Going Winchester

Running out of ammunition during battle and needing to return to base for a reload.

Darrin: "I've got seventy-five Taliban advancing down on us QUICKLY! Bring that second drop 300 meters closer, DANGER CLOSE, DANGER CLOSE !!! Send it!!

Pilot Prick: "Ahhhhhhh, I'm going to have to make a nice coordinated 250 degree turn beforehand, standby... and ahhhhhhhh... only have one other 500 lb munition remaining.... I didn't think we needed a full load..."

Darrin: "Don't tell me you're Going Winchester already!"

Pilot Prick: "Ahhhhhh that's an Affirm. Not to worry, I have plenty of fuel for aerial surveillance or I can return in 2 hours fully loaded."

Darrin: "Listen, you two pump chump! Pound it and leave!"

by SquirrelSmuggler February 1, 2014

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Winchendon

Lame ass town in north central Massachusetts filled with incest babies, white trash and dumb asses.

Look at that cross eyed mother fucker, he must be from Winchendon...

by PETE March 8, 2004

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Winchester Rapist

The Winchester Rapist is a tall African-American guy. He is also very skinny, on account of his being a drummer. He is NOT a mild-mannered businessman by day; in fact, by day he is a Banshee. If you are a girl attending an arts magnet school in the Dallas area, you must take precautions against this perverted, sick creature.

He rapes his victims by hugging them. These deadly hugs never last for a period of time shorter than 20 seconds; often they are much longer than that. Another method of rape that he employs is raping people with the twisted, perverted things that spill from his lips. When not raping young, nubile freshmen, he enjoys chasing white boys through the streets.

The Winchester Rapist is widely believed to be an unstoppable force of perversion and evil; however, a little-known fact about him is that he has a deathly fear of ninjas. If you have a ninja friend, please keep him or her around at all times, for your own safety. Thank you.

Winchester Rapist: Hey, come gimme a hug...

(hugs innocent little freshman chick)

Freshman: Ahh! Wtf?! I"m being raped!

Winchester Rapist: Hella yeah babe... Hey, were the eff are you going, I ain't finished! Holy sit the ninja's here... Oh well, I guess I'll go chase that white boy.

(takes off after the white boy)

by Kumquat!Is.A.FunnyWord January 18, 2011

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