Whitton

A horrible bitchy teacher who teaches you absolutely nothing and fails you.

Mr Devatsis failed me on my essay. What a whitton!

by stalinismyghee June 5, 2019

Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.

Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.

by pussyalligator August 15, 2018

whittling doughnuts

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.

These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

whitoid

Similar to a Negroid, a whitoid is a term to descibe white people in a particularly condescending way, usually in reaction to their crazy actions or tendencies. Commonly used to portray white people as subhuman or as a different and inferior species to non-whites.

Guy 1: Dude, why did Vanessa set herself on fire then jump in the pool?

Guy 2: She’s a whitoid, that’s what they do.

by Pyrple February 19, 2019

Pulling a Whitcomb

Pulling a Whitcomb: Meeting a female or male that would be considered a step or many above you on a scale of physical beauty and then locking them down with either a Child or other means to secure a permanent relationship.

"I could have been Pulling a Whitcomb last night if only I wasn't cock blocked by her bitch friends" or "I was completely confident I could have pulled a Whitcomb last night but her birth control is like the great wall of china"

by Mr REB January 28, 2009

Uptown Whittier

An area of a city named Whittier. know for its decaying historic buildings, punk rockers, hardcore shows, crowds of poor youth panhandlers, rockabillys, cholos, trendy hipsters that ride fixed gear bikes, homeless, drug addicts, the mentally impared, and three large retirement homes.In short uptown whittier is the place to go in Whittier if you have no place to go or a car.

"Man when all those punk kids tried to jump us, it was like we
where hanging out in uptown Whittier again!"

by DJ RETRO "in Da house" June 30, 2008

Whittaker

A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.

After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.

by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014