whitesnake

I'm guilty of love...

...in the first degree.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

White Cake Farts

The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.

Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.

An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.

Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.

by Jayisasillybiznasty May 28, 2014

Whitaker

It is the act of bringing your crack dealer to your family’s thanksgiving dinner,;
Or
Making Whitey Bulger head of gaming in Los Vegas;
Or
Bringing a retarded girl you had sex with to your grandmother’s funeral and have her give the eulogy;

I put a Whitaker at the head of the justice department.

by Lblanche November 9, 2018

Forrest Whitaker

The squint-eyed face resulting from being shot with ejaculate in only one eye. This can be a result of either careless masturbation or malicious action on the part of a second party.

Things got a little out of hand last night and i shot myself in the eye. I had a Forrest Whitaker for about an hour.

by Mjolnir877 December 30, 2010

gee whitakers

being sarcastic, not believing

gee whitakers you didnt do that to the old man

by bigred1969 June 24, 2009

Whitewater Wristing

another term for jerking off

"Caught Bob doing a little whitewater wristing"

by Phil McCraken November 10, 2003

Whiteface

It's blackface, just the other way around.

"OMG GUYS HES DOING WHITEFACE"

by Jeffydickballs December 17, 2017