weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

by wackomenace August 28, 2004

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.

If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

by Silence November 9, 2003

assault weapon

A term created for the 1994 "Assault Weapons Ban," which banned firearms based on appearance, brand name, and features not related to firearm function. A proper definition of this word requires the entire 1994 act, so feel free to look it up.

History:

The term "assault weapon" has no industry or military definition. It was created to give a single name to all of the firearms politicians wanted to ban in 1994. Opponents of the 1994 ban refer to it more accurately as the "Semi-Auto" ban.

by ed July 25, 2004

nuclear weapon

There are two versions of nuclear weapons. First, is a fission bomb, which works by blowing apart atoms, and the resulting energy is released. The second is a fusion bomb, which is the opposite of the first, where atoms are smashed together so tightly that energy is released.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fission bombs. Tests done at Bikini Atolls were fusion bombs.

by Bitchslap September 8, 2003

melee weapon

A melee weapon is a hand to hand combat weapon such as a sword,axe,hammer,hate stick or any other thing used at close range, they are used for clubbing, slashing, cutting, hacking, pounding,smashing, crushing, mashing, pulverising ect.

the sword up here is a melee weapon

by Jimma from aussie January 14, 2008

Weapon Dance

a ritualistic dance used to assert your male dominace among friends and/or unkownst players in the realm of Call of Duty video games; by aiming while switching between weapons while slightly strafing one must boisterously state, "Do the weapon dance! Work da work do the work da work!" The Weapon Dance is best utilized while slaying zombies as it often puts the creatures in a lengthy stupor. Note: scientific evidence suggests doing the Weapon Dance with the ballistic & bowie knife combination is the most effective form.

Spizeo: "Hey, guys, I'm about to kill this last zombie to start the next round. Is everbody read--wait, where's Beano?"

Ace: "Dude, he's over in the corner doing the Weapon Dance!"

Beano: "WORK DA WORK DO THE WORK DA WORK...DO THE WEAPON DANCE......WORK DA WORK!!"

Grover: "And how!"

by Guys In The House December 21, 2010

hack weapon

In a video game shooter, a weapon that a player is very skilled at using. The player will often get a lot of kills with this weapon and will use it at every opportunity.

Bob: "Damnit Jim! You're always killing everybody with the torque bow!"
Jim: "That's because its my hack weapon."

by UndeadMessenger February 15, 2009