those of our country, who, out of their own laziness, and incompentecy, repeatedly produce offspring in order to increase the amount of welfare they receive; basically screwing for government money, so the lazy pigs don't have to work.
Lady: "Hey, Jimbo, if we have three more kids, they'll give us 1,000 more per month! Whoo boy!"
Man: "But Shanquisha, don't you feel like we're being welfare whores?"
Lady: "Hells nah!"
Man: "But Shanquisha, don't you feel like we're being welfare whores?"
Lady: "Hells nah!"
by Tromboner73 October 22, 2010
Get the welfare whores mug.A nani weld occurs when vaginal secretions cause two or more objects to stick together (e.g., fingers). Nani welds vary greatly in severity. Nani welds affecting fingers, for example, are typically very minor. However, oral sex immediately followed by a long sleep can produce extreme nani welds that will stick a person’s lips together and seal the mouth shut. This creates a potentially dangerous situation for mouth breathers. Fortunately nani welds are water soluble.
I ate Shirley’s pussy for hours last night and when I woke up this morning I couldn’t open my mouth. It was a full-on nani weld.
by Kenny Canstacker January 16, 2011
Get the Nani Weld mug.A person that is living on Welfare and tries to live a Ghetto Fabulous Fantasy. Living in a trailer park on Welfare does not make you Jay-Z.
Did she really just spend her entire welfare check on rims for her 1985 Brown van. She is such a Welfairy.
by McBluffin May 22, 2011
Get the Welfairy mug.This is the ridiculously overbearing slack jawed self-righteous ignorance one sees from people thinking that appearing on a TV show such as Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake would be prestigious. This type of mindset is also responsible for leading this particular form of stupidity into the belief that food stamps are actually real money.
People afflicted with welfare pride often use words such as "biotch!", "nigga!", often followed by phrases such as "Back da fuck up!", "Iy kikyo ass", or "Oh no you di'n't !"
People afflicted with welfare pride often use words such as "biotch!", "nigga!", often followed by phrases such as "Back da fuck up!", "Iy kikyo ass", or "Oh no you di'n't !"
That dumb bitch has some kind of welfare pride tryin' to stare me down from the stoop of that welfare castle (i.e. trailer home) screamin' "BACK THE FUCK UP NIGGA !"
by critter getter October 10, 2007
Get the welfare pride mug.When two men have so much sex that the receiving partners cheeks get stuck together from the dried man juice like two piece of metal that have been welded. Also a manufacturing term.
Guy: Last night I was with Brian and I Butt Welded him.
Other Person: What is that?
Guy: I came really hard and after I pulled out, he didn't wash his cheeks properly so the next morning his butt crack was stuck shut.
Other Person: I am your Grandmother, why would you tell me about Butt Welding?
Other Person: What is that?
Guy: I came really hard and after I pulled out, he didn't wash his cheeks properly so the next morning his butt crack was stuck shut.
Other Person: I am your Grandmother, why would you tell me about Butt Welding?
by I.B. Bangin' September 5, 2013
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Get the welfare mama mug.A welfare bunny is a person who uses the system not for a hand up but for a hand out, they live on the system and seem to be quite content with doing so. The term bunny comes from the fact that they usually multiply as such and have many baby daddys, thus securing their ability to receive assistance.
by danicol80 June 12, 2009
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