Whirling Dervish

When some of the contents of an over-powerful self-flushing toilet are projected up and onto you while you are still sitting on it.

That was the best dump ever until I leaned forward to pick something up and that damn jet-powered toilet gave me a wicked whirling dervish!

by ppsseeuuddoonnaammee March 3, 2011

weirding

You're WEIRDING me! - similar to you make me feel weird.

You're WEIRDING me
..and I don't like it. I t makes my feet go numb!

by Autodidact CaliGirl December 22, 2018

weirdinitis

The condition of being weird, or having nonsensical peculiarities of oddity. One can be easily infected through repeated interaction with another weirdnessity. It has no source. No cure.

Doctor Bradshaw was distressed to tell his patient, Noelle, that Diana had infected her with weirdinitis through verbal contact.

by nicoliana April 26, 2010

Wildlings

Homeless People

“Denver is overrun with Wildlings”

by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021

weiling

aka miss gullible

by noweat September 11, 2003

weedling

To pee a small amount. Usually happens when extremely nervous or excited.

Girl 1: The exams had me incredibly stressed out, I was so worried I was going to fail.
Girl 2: Oh god, me too. I was so jittery before the tests that I was weedling a little bit.

by ClumsyAnteater October 8, 2009

Whirling Dervish

The process by which a man, having stimulated himself to a degree great enough to have obtained a boner, just at the point that his beloved crouches down to suckle upon his manhood, spins around so that his phallous collides verily with her cheek and allows him to fart on her face.

Deidre: What's that black about, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.

Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?

Elizabeth: No.

by 535 March 7, 2011