Weems Job

1. an abusive, nagging rant that scolds on every slightest abberration, usually by a person of higher authority (see: OCD)
2. pure ownage

"Man, my boss gave me a Weems Job today"
"LOLZ THIS N00B GOT A WEEMS JOB"

by Weems's least-favorite moron June 27, 2006

Weemsdog

A word for a very tasty, thick, and delicious hot dog. Usually an inch in diameter. Usually eaten only during a special occasion in late June.

That weemsdog was so tasty and savory in my mouth.
I choked on a weemsdog because it was so big and thick.
Be sure to add ketchup and mustard on my weemsdog.
Don't grill my weemsdog for too long or it will get hard and burnt.

by A&P June 17, 2006

Weems

A vile, rat-like creature that will snitch on you anytime he/she feels like it. Origin: Randall Weems, a particularly nasty snitch from the animated series "Recess".

You know that Randall? He is such a Weems.

by Pestige April 17, 2011

weenus

1. An incredibly stupid or idiotic person or act

2. male appendege

3. Something that gets you aggrevated

1. David, your a stupid weenus

2. My weenus poped out.

3. Why did the toaster break? Freaking weenus!

by apstguy March 16, 2004

weenus

someone who is being or acting in a stupid manner

Patrick stop being a weenus, the cat doesn't like being spun on the tile floor

by Stephanie September 12, 2003

weenus

A very small or tiny penis.

Girl...He pulled down his pants and showed me his weenus.

by Pooh Butt February 11, 2008

weenus

the two big floppy things that cover a possums ass.

1. Look at the weenus on that possum!!!!
2. That possum has a double weenus!!!
3. That possums weenus is bigger than yours!!!

by Weenus January 28, 2005