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watsonize

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To act like Dr Watson (or any other smarty Watson - like Dominic Watson) referring all the time to Urban Dictionary saying it is a real dictionary.
A I am saying you that 'squiz' is a real term - it is on urban dictionary, it is the real dictionary, dictionary of the people.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.
by ggta February 8, 2013
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Tony Watson

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Tony Watson

The most amazing man on this planet. He has the most amazing sense of humor and a great body as well (; He is tough to other men but is the sweetest man on this Earth if he opens up to you. He always smells amazing and will do anything to make his girlfriend happy. His kisses are amazing and i will miss that kid until he comes back.
One kid: Did you hear that girl called Tony Watson's girlfriend fat?

Other kid: YEAH HE FREAKED AND PUNCHED THE WALL NOW HIS KNUCKLE IS FUCKED UP. HE MUST LOVE HER!
by thatonekidiscute June 16, 2011
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two cups watsy

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someone that is so optimistic that two cups have to be full.
I was so optimistic that the cup was full, I needed a two cups watsy, I was over brimming with optimism.
by twinjets February 14, 2013
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Watshot

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On Dec 10, 2011 with 5.6 seconds remaining on the clock, Christian Watford's 3-point shot helped IU beat the number 1 ranked Kentucky Wildcats.

A Watshot is taking 3 shots, preferably cream and crimsons (1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream, 1/2 UV Red) within 5.6 seconds.
It's the anniversary of IU upsetting Kentucky, let's all do Watshots!!

IU just won its 6th banner!! Watshots all around!!

"You wanna take a Watshot?" "No, I go to Purdue, I'm not worthy."
by hoosiers12 December 10, 2012
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Roscoe Watson

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In one word...gangster. You have never seen, heard, or witnessed anyone as hardcore as Roscoe Watson. He has been shot 13 times, stabbed 7 times, and he was even hit by an undercover cop driving a Nissan Maxima. This cat will never be killed. He is too gangster even for most so called "thugs" today. People in federal prison will not even bring up his name. Roscoe Watson is a man among men. He is what the TV show Gangland is too scared to do a show about. He is one bad motha f****
Yo, what happened over at the south side projects last night? Roscoe Watson is what happened. Oh, that explains everything.
by Fuzzy Cuzzy August 17, 2010
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Mr. Watson

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The name that was affectionally given towards Watson Pharmaceuticals by Teddy Sinclair of Cruel Youth in her hit song "Mr. Watson." A song referring to her past drug usage.
Tyler: Where's Amanda?
Chris: Haven't you heard? She left the party go cheat on you with Mr. Watson.
by EternalLilium July 29, 2018
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downside watson

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When you and a girl of your choosing decide to perform acts of illicit behavior such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, heavy petting, or ultimate frisbee and decide that you want to take things to a more serious level such as "hardcore" as kids now a days describe. Make sure you're good to go and insert your erect penis into her most deserving vagina. After pounding the vag like a champ in a romantic place such as the back of camry or a bedroom with her father walking in, hit her from behind as she is on all fours. Tenderly extend both arms as you are in the act of sexual intercourse and grab both of her arms and use them as handle bars to tear it up. The girl at this point should be in a tripod position, thus the downside watson.
"Gee Matt I wish I drove girls crazy like you!"
"Well Corey we all can't be gods of sex, some people just sick dick at fucking pussy."
"Haha oh Matt you sure are swell! Didn't you take a girl home last night? Did you rail her? Give her the ol' downside watson?"
"Squirrely udders."
by Stankonia Matt and Big Ed January 20, 2008
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