Wandick

Noun: A dark chocolate man with the attitude of a 6 year old girl.
He incessantly mumbles, and the only word that can be deciphered from the grumbling is the word "cunt".
He does not know how to argue, and when he loses an argument, he becomes butthurt.
He cannot help but wrestle every man in sight to prove his gayness.
When he attempts send a text message, it becomes nothing but complete gibberish to the receiver.
He also is a total creeper when it comes to people's mothers.

Verb: To pussy out of the Navy. Twice.

Example 1: God, quit being such a Wandick and speak the fuck up!

Example 2:
White Dude: Hey, check out that fine bitch with an hourglass body.
A Wandick: (Mumbling) Naw cunt, I'd rather go chubby chasing, even though I claim to tell everyone that they must be in peak physical condition, cunt.

by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx August 21, 2009

logan's warning

A blog run by a batshit insane unemployed middle aged welfare recipient who claims that there are secret muslim terrorists under every rock in his podunk town. The author is dead convinced that he is doing something vital for our national security. What's hilarious is that he will end up dying alone in some nursing home where nobody gives a damn about her. He seriously has an arabic warning "for muslim visitors" on his main page because apparently all muslims speak Arabic! Would be completely un-notable if it weren't for his constant whoring of his website on other people's forums.

Hey logan, you know what's interesting? Your blog has no impact on the real world, and never will. Have fun being a voice in the wilderness, it may distract you from not having a job. Years from now no one will ever remember anything you wrote, because nothing you wrote has any lasting value. When was the last time one of your articles aided our law enforcement agencies? Seriously, I'm asking you. When did your blog ever stop an act of terrorism, indirectly or directly?

The saddest thing is that there are real problems facing your home state - rampant meth use, domestic violence, skyrocketing divorce rates, bridges and roads falling apart, schools consistently at the bottom of the country, a broken health care system, tens of thousands of people on food stamps - and you choose to contribute to society by shrieking about secret Islamists. God help you. I'm secure in knowing that you basically wasted years of your life writing hit pieces that didn't serve any purpose. "Logan's Warning" my ass, as if your BLOG was some sort of cultural icon.

by .-.. --- --. .- -. --..-- -. June 6, 2011

warmdidid

when you warm something up

i warmdidid up my leftovers

by maria007 December 29, 2019

Flood Warning

What you say so people are prepared for the wave check.

Yo, if he didnt say “Flood Warning”, I woulda been drowned in the Splash Zone.

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

warning track

Female pubic hair. The dirt area near an outfield fence in baseball in known as a "warning track", because when the fielder feels it under his feet, he knows that he is approaching the fence. Female pubic hair serves a similar purpose to a mans hand, mouth etc.

"Once Arnold felt Aileen's warning track, he knew that fun time was about to be over".

by Penthouse Pauper June 19, 2010

Wandile

(Pronounced://wah-ndee-lay) Uncommon meaning: Multiplied. Taken from the the South African language Isizulu & the Nguni language. A popular name that is mostly given to boys but is unisex and can be given to girls. The majority of Wandiles are joyful, lively and friendly folks that appreciate almost anything that comes their way.

Wandile is a quiet young man.
I went to see Wandile today.

by Mr Warh.S November 11, 2020

2 minute warning

The feeling or sound that your gastrointestinal tract makes just prior to having a urgent bowl movement.

Oh Crap! I'm 5 minutes from work and I just got the 2 minute warning. I don't want to drop deuce on the roadside.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010