Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.

I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom

by TheMan626 April 10, 2015

oh mighty google i am here for waffles

When you are starving and surfing the internet. Or, you are talking to the elder one.

Dan: How do we bow down?
Jason: Like this!
*THUNK*
Jason: oh mighty google i am here for waffles

by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018

Waffle Crunch

A poor kid's jizz

I'm a waffle crunch all up in this bitch!

by Kupdoggyshag February 23, 2009

Wafflejob

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

Waffler

Someone who talks a lot of rubbish and doesn't really know what they are saying most of the time

Waffler: Last week i ate salt for breakfast
Other kid: Ayo stop waffling

by Rexcify April 11, 2019

giant waffle

A bigger version of a waffle which you chant in the mirror three times (big waffle, big waffle, big waffle) to summon out of the waffle dimension. A man once said " always wash your hands after you crap" and that is how the legend of the giant waffle started. But never summon it without maple syrup because if you do it will make the giant waffle taste really bad.

I was just devoured by the extremely dangerous giant waffle that isn't fake at all!

by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 19, 2017

Do You Like Waffles

"Do You Like Waffles?" is a somewhat popular song on the Internet featuring a dancing waffle, a few kids, robots, ghosts, flowers, and dinosaurs. All of them have a smile and are singing/dancing happily to the tune of "Do You Like Waffles?". The main purpose of this song is to annoy whoever happens to be around, because as you can imagine, this isn't really the type of song you would listen to in the background of whatever you are doing. Even so, the song has over 9.5 million hits on Youtube.

Guy 1: Hey, I'm gonna play a song.
Guy 2: Okay.
(Guy 1 puts on "Do You Like Waffles")
Guy 2: TURN IT OFF! I CAN'T TAKE IT! MAKE IT STOOOOP!
(Guy 2 jumps out the window)

by jack123abc4 January 11, 2011