John Fitch Vodka

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.

Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."

by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009

Drugstore Vodka

Something you buy for a person to make them forget things.

Person 1: "You know what you should get them, Drugstore Vodka."
Person 2: "I love a gift that makes someone say, 'Where am I? What happened?'"

by Jamali November 19, 2007

vodkaloss

The memory loss you suffer after a night of drinking vodka.

You: "Did I tell you this story?"
Your Friend: "Yes.....3 times last night"
VODKALOSS

by Skippyism May 13, 2014

bowmans vodka

An extremely cheap vodka that can be found in eastern Virginia. It's the vodka for the poor man with discriminating tastes. Mixes great with all juices.

"Dude, we need some good booze but I don't have any money."
"It's cool man, I've got $13, I'll get us some bowman's."

by Faceplant February 7, 2005

Hakuna Ma'Vodka

You'll have no memories for the rest of your night.

Let us remember this party in Vegas! Hakuna Ma'Vodka!

by Rambo Jesus September 16, 2016

vladimir vodka

A very cheap type of vodka that is normally purchased by/purchased for under aged kids or college students. It is 80 proof.

I only have 15 bucks and wanna get fucked up, I'll get a bottle of vladimir vodka.

by goose guy 2 September 16, 2013

vodka-raid

A mixture of any cheap vodka and Powerade. Making a cheap mix that looks non-alcoholic.

Hey guy's I snuck in a bottle of vodka-raid, want some?

by Mr jibber jabber April 6, 2011