The Ventriloquist

While a male in the seated position has a female assume the "reverse cowgirl". As the female subject approaches insertion position the male launches his fist into her anus. While the female subject is screaming lean off to the side and silently mimic the open mouth of the female subject. Calling the female a "dummy" directly after is a bonus. Needs to be seen by at least one other individual or recorded for it to count.

I pulled the out "the ventriloquist" on her last night, I don't think she'll be calling anytime soon, unless it's about the goddam urgent are bill.

by Jmo33 August 26, 2014

ventrilofarting

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

by Gary N. September 8, 2007

ventrilloquist

A puppeteer who uses musical vocalizing in his act.

Jim Henson's team of puppet-animators could be called "ventrilloquists", since the various Sesame Street characters often sing solo and choral selections.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Ventrilofartist

An individual with an ability to manipulat airflow; specifically fart flow so that the smell physically shows up several feet away. Often you know they're the performer but you're left wondering how they did it.

Typically performed in a public or work environment to avoid detection.

Ryan is a ventrilofartist. Ryan has the ability to fart in his cubicle and have the smell show up in Duncan's cubicle which is two cubicles over.

"Dude what's that smell?! I don't smell anything go ahead and check my cubicle. It must be comming from Duncan's OMG it's comming out of Duncan's cubicle.

by labpro3 October 19, 2009

Ventriloqueef

(Noun) When a woman expels a fart during intercourse and pretends that it was merely a queef.

Susan ate an entire plate of nachos before her date with Todd. She ripped a giant fart as he was pounding her from behind and said "oops I queefed". Later she told her friends the story, and said "luckily my fart wasn't stinky. I was able to pull off a smooth ventriloqueef"

by Sticky Rainbows September 26, 2017

Karmic Ventriloquist

A person versed well enough in the empathic arts, such that he or she might 'throw' good or bad emotions at people and objects, as one would a voice.

Like any good Karmic Ventriloquist, John could put you in any mood he pleased with virtually no effort.

by quo errat demonstrator July 22, 2011

Verillophobia

A Fear of a being around a very irritating person....

I have verillophobia...

by JerryFF April 15, 2011