vascocongestion

The official word for Blue Balls

Smart guy: Damn, that girl gave me vascocongestion.
Stupid Guy: Huh?
Smart Guy: its Blue Balls you dumb fuck

by Brandon Winkler January 13, 2005

Vascate

to violate, bully, or embarrass someone in any type of way

stop trying to vascate me

by Mr.Unpredictable February 18, 2011

Vascular Claw

Similar to the Mandible Claw used by Mankind of the WWE, but instead, the Vascular Claw is shoved in a sexual orifice, such as in the vagina, or up the butt hole. The Vascular Claw uses the middle & ring fingers.

Ted: Last night while doing doggy with my girl, I gave that bitch the Vascular Claw right up her poop hole.
Mark: No way! That is how I warm my girl up before getting intimate between the sheets with her!

by Rizzit Dough'Urban June 2, 2016

vasco

you really should get back with ur ex

vasco never got over it

by user27823992 November 21, 2021

Naughty Vassy

When Vassy is naughty

Vassy: Hi
Everyone: NaUgHtY nAuGhTy VaSsY

by A very naughty Vassy March 22, 2019

Vascoda

A potent drink that is made by mixing 3 shots into 1 glass and then downing the contents of the glass

Ingredients:
1 Shot of Jack Daniels
1 Shot of Tequila
1 Shot of Stroh Rum

1: Dude I wanna get wasted tongiht!!!

2: Thats easy , just order a Vascoda

by Russell-The-Love-Muscle June 1, 2011

Vasco Ignus

1) A general term for stupidity and incompetence, implied in cases in which the above is applied in large quantities constantly. In other words, Vasco Ignus is an insult used to imply that there is never a period in time in which the person called such is not, has not been, or will never be stupid. You could call it perpetual stupidity.
2) Nicholas Wade Maynard

The sheer idiocy is already implied, and therefore no examples are needed.

by RC_rep February 1, 2005