3 definitions by Rizzit Dough'Urban
Guy 1: Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.
Guy 2: Puft, that is nothing, Bruce Lee blows bubbles with boulders.
Guy 2: Puft, that is nothing, Bruce Lee blows bubbles with boulders.
by Rizzit Dough'Urban April 30, 2009
Similar to the Mandible Claw used by Mankind of the WWE, but instead, the Vascular Claw is shoved in a sexual orifice, such as in the vagina, or up the butt hole. The Vascular Claw uses the middle & ring fingers.
Ted: Last night while doing doggy with my girl, I gave that bitch the Vascular Claw right up her poop hole.
Mark: No way! That is how I warm my girl up before getting intimate between the sheets with her!
Mark: No way! That is how I warm my girl up before getting intimate between the sheets with her!
by Rizzit Dough'Urban April 21, 2016
Drizzt is a form of geek ejaculation when you are over elated about something pertaining to or encompassing anything involving geek; nerdom. Many people Drizzt when they get a new foil mythic rare from the new Magic the Gathering set or when they complete their Dungeons and Dragons rule book set. To Drizzt does not require any physical gratification but instead mental immolation immersing the being in a state of awe, usually happens after an epic occurrence of events involving one or various sequence of events destroying one's or a group of people's perceptions of the ongoing incident causing a mass Drizzt explosion.
Guy 1: Dude, I just Drizzt all over my Magic Collection because the new pack I opened had a foiled Liliana of the Veil inside.
Guy 2: Holy shit!
Guy 1: What? Your pants look wet...
Guy 2: I just Drizzt myself, awesome story bro! Needs more Drow Rangers in it though...
Guy 2: Holy shit!
Guy 1: What? Your pants look wet...
Guy 2: I just Drizzt myself, awesome story bro! Needs more Drow Rangers in it though...
by Rizzit Dough'Urban November 1, 2011