Vandelay

A name which George Castanza of Seinfeld uses whenever he needs to make up a name, such as a reference at a job interview, an author that he likes, a friend that he's meeting, etc.

Person: "Who do you read?"
George: "I like Art Vandelay. He's an obscure writer, beatnik, from the village."

Person: "Who are you meeting?"
George: "Art Vandelay. He's an Importer Exporter."

Person: "Who can a call for a reference?"
George: "That's Vandelay Industries, the address is 186 West 81st Street (Jerry's Apartment).
Person: "What do they do?"
George: "They manufacture and sell latex. The selling of latex and latex related products.

Jerry (upon picking up the phone): "Hello, this is Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking."

by Johanste April 21, 2008

Lance Vance Dance

Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...

1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.

2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.

1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"

2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!

by Colleen & Natalie June 12, 2007

vanderdouche

a male Vandy student who thinks he is a gift to every woman at Vandy despite his severe lack of respect for women and his lack of even a glimmer of a charming personality

The guy at the party was such a vanderdouche. He talked for an entire hour about all of his accomplishments, never asked me any questions about myself, and still thought I would be jumping at the chance to go home with him at the end of the night. He was completely clueless.

by VandyAngel December 20, 2008

vanderflught

A crusty anus that causes strep-throat and or mono when licked

Guy 1: "Dude I got strep-throat"
Guy 2: "You totally licked a vanderflught!"
Guy 1: "Yea.."

by Zoidburg November 5, 2012

Vander-Ghinst

Noun - To be an overall boring, yet somehow manipulative, person who is content living in the background until they decide to do someone or something dirty. Usually applied to a person who has been convincing someone else to cheat on their partner with them.

Verb - to do something that others would consider wrong, usually used in a sexual or intimate context. Is often used to describe a person with low morals and a lack of respect for boundaries.

Noun - "Do you see that girl over there? No, not the pretty one. The bookish, plain one in the corner who isn't very friendly. Yeah, I heard she hooked up with Sarah's bf while Sarah was at work. What a Vander-Ghinsty thing to do to someone.

Verb -" That chick Brandi decided to get drunk and Vander-Ghinsted all over town last night. And now she has the audacity to complain that all men are cheating, unloving bastards. What a piece of work."

by Imstillhere11 May 3, 2017

leges sine moribus vanae

"Laws without Morality are in Vain" -Latin Proverb

The police officer lied about the commission of a crime, leges sine moribus vanae, what good are laws if people do not know the difference between right and wrong....

by Yehoshua June 9, 2016

Vancing, Vanced

The act of stalking someone through the use of Snapchat maps or the act of getting stalked

The word is inspired and originated from a teenager in Adelaide named Joshua Vance. He is known for vancing.

Vancing, Vanced: “Henry is at a bando in Belair, I’m vancing him”, “I was at bay alone because I was pressed, but I got vanced by my mates instead”

by TwintowersIsa January 27, 2023