vamporn

pornographic media that appeals to young girls, often with prominent supernatural characters

Keyundra: Which do you like better, "True Blood" or "The Vampire Diaries"?

Alexander: Uhh, yeah, I'm really not that into vamporn.

by RickBaideia March 30, 2011

VampDouche

A man or woman who will wear sunglasses when there are clouds blocking the sun.

Guy 1: Hey look at that douche with the sunglasses.

Guy 2: Yeah! Why is he wearing sunglasses when it is sunny outside? What a VampDouche

by The Douche Watcher July 25, 2013

Vampon

Vampon
Exactly as one would expect. A tampon for vampires. These also double as a tasty yet sinister appetizer.

Edward, or some other crap vampire, extracted Bella's vampon from the wastebasket as midnight snackage.

by Esus4 November 28, 2010

vamoosh

the art to hurry up or say somthing when there is nothing to be said at the moment.
say this when there is complete silence

vamoosh, rite now

vamoosh

vamoosh

by tanya February 28, 2004

vamooshe

An interjection meaning, "lets hit the road; jack"

¡vamooshe! Lets get out of here quickly, the little magician is coming!

by Capurnicus April 29, 2008

Vamoosicate

The active act of leaving; to vacate and vamoose simultaneously.

Since Larry cut the cheese I must vamoosicate.

by earlycopper October 21, 2009

vamboozle

To make a complete mess of something.
Something that has been destroied beyond repair.
An object that always causes problems.

Bo vamboozled that bathroom trying to plunge the toilet.
That car got vamboozled in the accident.
Get me the vamboozle hammer!

by XJsheep November 1, 2009