Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

Valtard

Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.

Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.

by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008

Valter Skarsgard

Gorgeous blonde Swedish actor.

Valter Skarsgard is hot!

by DerekPC May 15, 2018

Valsa

She can be really rude sometimes plus she quite the picky one. But when you get to know her she's amazing! She'll protect you,support you and when she gives you her love it's amazing :O

*That's my grandmas name XD

Oh that's my grandma Valsa.

by I'm a dInOsAuRRaWrr August 18, 2021

vast right-wing conspiracy

Quote from Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), describing the continuing backhanded behavior of right-wing groups to undermine left-wing or moderate advancements.

The efforts of the religious right against the moderate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) during the 2000 primaries are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

The impeachment of Clinton, the outcome of the Flordia recount, the California recall election, and redistricting in Texas all prove the existence of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Fox News is the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

When my conservative roommate eats all my Cheetos®, some people say it's just because he's rude, but I know it's part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

by MCNevilleHaas December 6, 2003

Valets

A Singaporean woman that often gets into sexual altercations. Usually a single mom of more than five children. Quite poor.

She's such a Valets.

I feel so sad for poor Valets.

by pipka January 7, 2019

VAST

A term adapted by the Vasthoe and her group of friends in Cape Town (ZA) to refer to anything extreme, jaw-dropping or extraordinary. No limits, No bounds! A direct protest to convention and limitation and a powerful declaration of self love, awareness, strength, validation and confidence. A yearning to achieve freedom in every sense of the word - to exist as one's true self against all odds.

other form(s)- VASTNESS (n)
The act or art of being vast

How vast was last night at the Night Show? It was completely out of this world, so vast!
Her Instastories are so vast, I cannot miss any of them.
She is the embodiment of vastness!

by Vasthoe June 1, 2018