vleed

a vagina bleed. a.k.a. a period

you could say "i have a vleed" and guys would not know what the hell your talking about!(:

by jellybeanner April 2, 2008

Valedictorian

A mf that spends 230+ hours on valorant and is maidenless (REAL)

“Valedictorians are the scum of the earth.”
“Ong”

by tigerbawlz March 7, 2022

Valeena

A bum ass mutherfucker that is very lonely and is usually associated with garbage. No one wants to be a friend with a valeena

Valeena is so fucking ugly no one likes that bitch

by Bigdickdave_penis November 30, 2017

valved

To have it up the arse (roughly).

Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better

by Roy Orbison January 3, 2007

valedictasian

Asian student graduating at the top of the class.

Ming Su was our high school valedictasian.

by flyfroggy May 2, 2015

Valendie's day

What sad, depressed, lonely and sex deprived people call the so called lovely Valentine's day. Its the holiday that makes singles die inside.

Single human: "Well I'd better get my knife ready....cause tomorrow's Valendie's Day...."

Another Single: " I'm seein all these happy f*ckin couples say Valentine's Day...they are sh*theads cause it's Valendie's day. F*ckin sh*thead love turds!"

by Evil sparkle pants September 12, 2016

Valedaspace

Valedaspace is a wonderful fantasy world. It's a place where you can spiritually retreat to all of your childish and insignificant ideas that reflect how ridiculous your existence really is in the eyes of everyone in the world around you. It's a place that you go to after a serious lack of direction takes hold of your life and you eventually shrivel away from the thoughts of others.

Person 1: What's up with her?
Person 2: Doesn't matter, she's in Valedaspace.

by gifdaddy217 December 2, 2016