Vaginis

Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss

The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis

Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

vaginosis 

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

vaginosis by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

vaginatized 

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.

He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.

vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008

vaginalist 

someone who makes a living off of vagina's

Porn stars are all vaginalist's

vaginalist by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

vaginaise 

Any fluids entering or exiting the vagina.

"Put on some pants, I don't want any vaginaise on my couch."

vaginaise by Mikocha May 30, 2006

Flatus Vaginalis 

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.

"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."

Flatus Vaginalis by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011

vagilitis 

a mental condition when one is obsessed with the female gender

The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind

vagilitis by ninesheets April 12, 2013