vagina 

a tasty treat

my vagina smells like sugarcane but taste like flowers

vagina by i love vag May 27, 2009

vagina 

The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.

Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.

vagina by The Pope April 5, 2005

Vagina 

Billy Ray Cyrus (born William Ray Cyrus; August 25, 1961)1 is a Grammy Award-nominated American country music singer, songwriter and actor from Flatwoods, Kentucky, best known for his Number One single "Achy Breaky Heart." Cyrus, a multi-platinum selling recording artist, has scored a total of eight top-ten singles on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. His most successful album to date is the debut of Some Gave All, which has been certified 9× Multi-Platinum in the United States. The album also has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide. In his career, he has released 29 charted singles, of which 15 charted in the Top 40.

From the year 2001 to 2004, Cyrus starred in the television show Doc. The show was about a country doctor who moved from Montana to New York City. In late 2005, he also began to co-star in the Disney Channel series, Hannah Montana, with daughter Miley Cyrus. The show has been on the air for three seasons.

Miley cyrus: daddy! that was great lesbo sex.. but why do you have a vagina?? instead of a penis?

Billy ray cyrus: gee I dont know.. I think my penis shriveled and died when i realeased my one hit wonder!!! "ackey breaky heart"

Vagina by Joe Sh!t the rag man December 30, 2008

Vagina 

A womans holiest of holies.

Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies(Vagina), ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.

Vagina by pseudonymabc123 May 11, 2009

vagina 

The part of a female body tucked between her legs. It lubricates itself during sex when the penis is inserted into it. Once sperm has been ejaculated into it, the eggs are fertilized and 9 months later a baby pops out. Usually hairy but I shave mine.

I like it when random boys want to stick their dicks in my vagina. It feels so good.

vagina by ihate the yankees May 6, 2008

Vagina 

The Main doors to heaven, where the mountain of pleasure is situated. The mountain of pleasure is where sudden earthquakes can occur when stimulated by tourists.

Can I have a look in your vagina?

Vagina by Zigabub December 17, 2013

Vagina 

Something that women possess, and all men desire.

I want to lick her Vagina

Vagina by Erik H Green August 11, 2008