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by Random Japanese Guy January 15, 2026

USB paradox

A two sided object that you have to flip 3 times to get it right most commonly associated with usb sticks also works with bad phone cables and blankets

Guy 1: I had to flip the damn usb stick 3 three times
Guy 2: I guess you can call it a usb paradox

by Grand Leader January 31, 2019

USB Flip Flop

The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.

Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.

by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012

USB dongle goblin

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.

Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007

usb thief

A person who you once trusted untill you mistakenly lend a usb stick. only to then find out that they are a notorious and cunning thief

Usb thief someone who steels usb sticks.Dunk: Hi rose how are you could i get my usb back please.
Rose: hi dunk im sorry i have no idea what usb you are reffering to (sinister laugh)

by Giggledman August 7, 2015

USB Dance

The act of flipping over the end of a USB device again and again to make it go the right way into a USB port. The longer the dance (i.e., any more than 2 flips), the dumber one appears.

I just watched my boss do the USB Dance with his flash drive for OVER A MINUTE trying to fit it into his computer. It was seriously was the highlight of my day.

by Oatmeal raisin the dead June 11, 2010

USB line

The thing which is used to get pictures onto the computer.

Girl: How do you get these pictures on the... the computer?
Man: It's called a USB line. I'll show you later.

by Baaru August 11, 2010