USAF Security Forces

Security forces are employed in many differant security roles throughout the world including the Iraq and Afghanistan theaters of combat. SF members are equipped with inapplicable combat training and a sense of false purpose. Domestically and abroad, SF members can be found checking ID's at military base entry points, or staring at planes all day waiting for a security incident that never takes place. In the most basic terms, SF members are simply Federal Security Guards, with nothing more than a fauxe Army Combat Uniform to distinguish them from the run of the mill "Mall Cop". SF members are hated by the rest of the Air Force and not accepted by other military branches making them the most useless individuals in the military. As if that is not enough, SF members are known to treat eachother like crap and set eachother up for failure, ("Eat their own,...as the military describes it). There are a handful of SF units within the Air Force that actually contribute to the war fighting capability of the US. The individuals are an exception to the rule and should be respected for the hard work and sacrifices they make for a "thankless" job. If you are lucky enough to be one of these individuals, disregard this entry and understand this discription may apply to a majority of SF troops but is not an accurate description of everyone within the career field...hua!

Person A "Dude, I just enlisted in the Air Force"

Person B "Sweet...what kind of plane are you gonna fly?"

Person A "I'm not flying, i'm gonna be in the USAF Security Forces!"

Person B "...Kill yourself"

by Chuck E. Norris July 13, 2009

UAFaggot

Person who only wears Under Armor

Those 7th grades at are school are UAFaggots

by eman122195122195 November 16, 2009

usaamah

A person who uses his fingers well
A big character/actor
A silent fuck boy

He is such a usaamah

by Dullbean March 5, 2018

Usama Bin Laden

The Now Amazing Person That Killed Robert Pattinson's Butt In "Remember Me."

Robert Pattinson-The Twin Towers Are Very Clean Today

Usama Bin Laden- Those Stupid Americans Think That I Am Trying To Kill America!! Hahaha!! Eat This Robert Pattinson!!!!!

by Gk28 March 21, 2010

USAPatriot2007

Complete fucking tool

USAPatriot2007:HI!!! OBEY THE LAW AND VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH
Me: Go fuck yourself you piece of puppet property shit

by Fuck The Mods May 9, 2004

USANA

USANA, a.k.a -> USANA Health Sciences is one of the world's leading companies in the field of Health, Nutrition and Diet. Founded by Dr. Myron Wentz in 1992, USANA develops and manufactures high-quality nutritional supplements, healthy weight management products and self-preserving personal care products. in a FDA-registered facility.

It markets its product via direct selling or Network Marketing in order to cut marketing cost instead of compromising its high quality development and manufacturing process.

Although its product is utmost quality as in top 3 of over 100 multivitamins brand. People just aren't willing to try them due to the bad vibes from Network Marketing Distribution model itself

People fail to understand that direct selling or any business model is a separate entity from the quality of the product. A general example, Apple products can only be purchase via Apple store. Apple products are great, but there have been lousy and incompetent Apple technical support and sales people. So does apple product sucks because their staff suck? No. Apple products are great, it's their staff stinks. Likewise with everything else in this world.

Most of the bad mouthing are seriously due to uplines who just care about money and nothing else. So they will trickle down to the downlines. Most of the time, these teams will not last.

Note: Recently, Dr. Mehmet Oz is supporting USANA's vitamins

by successusana March 18, 2012

Usana

Usana is a health and nutrition company that produces pharmaceutical grade nutritionals and is the only FDA-Registered supplement, is in the PDR, and has a permanent sponsorship with the WTA. Usana utilizes a network marketing system that is not MLM, but is merely designed for the average person to become successful. Usana associates consist of people from all different age groups. Many younger associates in California have reached success, leading many to believe that Usana associates consist of only people in their late teens and early 20s. Small-minded people often go out of their way to speak ill of Usana because they have nothing better to do with their lives.

Jim: Hey man, so you get a summer job yet?

Todd: No, but I got a business.
Jim: Cool! What company?

Todd: At Usana! Wow they really changed my life! you should definitely come check it out.
Jim: Really? Sure i'll try it out.

After seeing the company...

Todd: So you've seen the company and you've seen the product. Are you ready to get started?
Jim: I dunno, I have to pay money up front to work here?
Todd: No, you pay for products. You don't have to, but in order to be ethical, you might as well know what you're selling.
Jim: I dunno dude, apparently money is not an issue when you have a job, but I can't afford a $400 tax write-off. I can, however, afford cigarettes and video games.
Todd: Well if you really want to get started, I can help you find a way.
Jim: Hell no, fuck you, Usana is a scam.

3 years later..

Todd: Hey Jim, how's life going?
Jim: It's ok. I used to work at Border's, but they shut down, so now I'm working at McDonald's. I'm kind of struggling with rent right now and my girlfriend dumped me because I can't take her out anymore. How about you?
Todd: Aw, sorry to hear that. For me, money is no longer an issue because I recently achieved the option to retire thanks to Usana.
Jim: Really? Maybe it's not a scam. Can I join now?
Todd: I'll think about it.

by usna1 July 13, 2011