Uprighting your Flamingos

The act of inverting a sexual partner's legs assuming he or she is wearing Florida beach shorts.

Later l'll show you how to upright her flamingos. Later on I'll be uprighting your flamingos.

by The72JEM August 4, 2018

Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

Max Upright

An absolute fucking beast no question about it.

"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"

"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."

by Brepls May 3, 2023