Balling up rule 1.

Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...

don't even pass that shit to me.

guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule

by srak.ec. June 8, 2022

Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!

We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!

by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

Up Balls

Balls that are attached to the shaft of the penis. They do not sag or hang low. Not just in the cold weather but 24/7.

Yo dude did you see jimmys balls he has total up balls!

by Jimmyupballs October 13, 2021

ball-upping

For a female to one up a man for telling her to "grow a pair", by grabbing her tits and saying "i've got a pair, and they're bigger than yours bitch "

Meghan got mad street cred for ball-upping her two male coworkers

by meggymc August 8, 2015

balls-up

messing something up

balls-up: a bungled or badly carried out task or action; a mess.
"She sure got my balls up"

by jai bambley 1 November 16, 2022

Up balls

A way to respond to "whats up?", it means its good.
Many variation exist like "up ball sucks" , meaning it sucks and "up balls every day all day", meaning its great all day every day

Hey dude whats up? Up balls dude.

by Ligma ball sachs42 May 7, 2025