Unemployment Bath

Using the pool as a means of personal hygiene since traditional bathing methods are no longer required and the entire day can be spent poolside

Bro: Dude, you smell like chlorine.
Loser: Yeah, ever since I lost my job I've just be taking unemployment baths.

by joblessandfree May 7, 2009

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Unexisting

To not exist. Not around. Doesn't exist.

You are unexisting.

by pp diddy August 19, 2014

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Unexpectedfully

When something unexpectedly exceeds unexpectedness.

"He unexpectedfully shat on the floor"

"She unexpectedfully whipped out a banana from her pocket!"

"WOW! UNEXPECTEDFULLY!"

by D4niel April 11, 2023

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Sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

When a person suffers from trauma after unexpectedly coming into contact with a large nipple - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome

Eddie face timed his daughter who was doing fake tan at the time and accidentally flashed a nipple.. Eddie is suffering from - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

by Nerak yarrum January 17, 2016

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Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010

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unexpected

Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.

idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!

by causeidontsayfck February 7, 2009

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