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underage sex

Two people under eighteen shagging. Its way better under eighteen coz then if you get preggers you can get an abortion.
Me and my boyfriend was bunking a lesson and we fucked in the toilet. Now that mate, is proper underage sex.
by Sayfee bitch March 13, 2008
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underage

don't tell her mom okay, she was underaged
by dan the damned meme man February 13, 2019
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underbandable

the process of being understood to the point where you understand yourself enough to be understood by others. Usually said by itself in a sentence.
Truman that is a very underbandable. I agree with him a lot.
by Em4148 April 22, 2018
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The Underbaker

The guy at the crematorium who doesn't turn the heat up high enough.
Joe was fired from the crematorium because he didn't turn the heat up high enough and Mr. Jones was a little under cooked. Therefore making Joe the underbaker.
by The moogler April 15, 2014
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Underbar

A Parkour movement in which the traceur jumps through a small space- between two bars in a rail, for example, using his arms to glide through to the other side.
Many styles of underbars in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3-CjE6dHIw
by dick traceur August 21, 2008
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underagerate

Father: Your mother only left me two sausages.

Mother: Don't underagerate! I left you at least six.
by YubaW June 18, 2010
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Underage Drinking

An activity commonly engaged in by people who are too young to legally drink, too unimaginative to do anything interesting or healthy, and too afraid of being found out as bores to interact with other people when they're sober.

Unfortunately, most underage drinkers remain dull and uncomfortable with themselves after they turn into regular drinkers who don't need to use fake IDs to sneak cheap beer and liquor.
I wanted my roommate to meet you guys, so I invited him to come with us on this hike. When he found out that we weren't bringing any alcohol, and that we were just going to take some sandwiches and try out my new camera, he decided he'd rather sit on his ass in his room getting drunk and watching cartoons on DVD.

It's too bad, because he's been complaining about how fat he's getting, and we must've burned about 1000 calories today. He always says he's bored, but every time somebody invites him to do anything other than drink he turns them down and says whatever they're doing is stupid. It's like he thinks that if underage drinking isn't involved, it can't be interesting. I think he would have liked seeing those bald eagles trying to catch fish and those hot girls we passed by the bridge. He played basketball in high school; maybe that game we're planning for next week won't be too "boring" for him.

Hopefully by the time I get home he'll be too drunk to yell at the television, but not so drunk that he's puking or blacked out. Had to call an ambulance for him last month when he blacked out; that was lame. I'm also tired of hearing him bitch about having trouble getting up for his classes - if he didn't stay up drinking most nights he wouldn't have such a problem.

But really - he's a cool guy when he's sober.
by sharktoothedrabbit November 13, 2011
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