uncalculated nipple jerk

an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd

fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009

uncanny

Freud specifically relates an aspect of the Uncanny derived from German etymology. By contrasting the German adjective unheimlich with its base word heimlich ("concealed, hidden, in secret"), he proposes that social taboo often yields an aura not only of pious reverence but even moreso of horror and even disgust, as the taboo state of an item gives rise to the commonplace assumption that that which is hidden from public eye (cf. the eye or sight metaphor) must be a dangerous threat and even an abomination - especially if the concealed item is obviously or presumingly sexual in nature. Basically, the Uncanny is what unconsciously reminds us of our own Id, our forbidden and thus repressed impulses perceived as a threatening force by our super-ego ridden with oedipal guilt as it fears symbolic castration by punishment for deviating from societal norms. Thus, the items and individuals that we project our own repressed impulses upon become a most uncanny threat to us, uncanny monsters and freaks akin to fairy-tale folk-devils, and subsequently often become scapegoats we blame for all sorts of perceived miseries, calamities, and maladies.

i'm sure you can think of your own uncanny experiences.

by Daemone Darker March 3, 2009

Uncanny Servers

Uncanny Servers is a term referred to a highly superior Garry's Mod Community that surpasses all other communities in quality.

Steve: Yo have you played Redacted Gaming?
Bill: Nah man i only play the best.
Steve: Uncanny Servers?
Bill: yea man *dabs on Redacted Gaming*
Steve: Your right man imma hop on Uncanny Servers.

by BillNyeTheUncannyGuy June 14, 2018

Uncanny

(adjective). describes anything having or seeming to have a supernatural or inexplicable basis; beyond the ordinary or normal; extraordinary

the experience doesn't necessarily have to be a negative one. it can be positive, eye-opening and therapeutic.

She told me something about my past which i hadn't spoken a word of to anyone. It opened up a bag of emotions and now I lay bare and in pain. how she knew i don't know - it was uncanny. but now i know i am not alone i have her support

by willemina June 29, 2010

uncanon

Not canon; not official.
A theory and headcanon can be considered canon by an individual, however, not by the creator and therefore uncanon.

"Dude, it's just a theory, it's uncanon."
"Why is my ship uncanon?!"

by Starfondler May 5, 2018

Uncap your face

break your face.

If you don't shut up I'm gonna uncap your face.

by Veephi14 January 18, 2010

uncarb

The act of reducing someone's carbohydrate (calorie) intake by intense physical activities, to bang

"I was hoping to uncarb you before you go away"

by the inspired penetrator December 8, 2014