Machine Gun Typing

Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:

tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...

Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".

Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."

Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."

Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."

I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.

by Toonces the Driving Kat May 16, 2010

Rascal Tipping

The act of tipping over mobility scooters with fat people on them because people are pissed off about their tax dollars wasted on making entrances to the bathroom wider so fat people can take shits.

"The Government warns that Rascal Tipping may be dangerous and may lead to fat people shitting their pants when they kick and scream on the floor.”

by Joeys Corp. October 6, 2012

Typical City

When Manchester City somehow messes up an easily winnable situation and everyone is disappointed but not surprised

*QPR scores twice making the game 2-1*
Mark: “Well that’s typical City right there”
Robert: “Damn right Mark”

by Pantiesniffa21 May 23, 2018

typical adventuring team

the stereotypes most groups fall into

Consists of a investigator, public relations, negotiator, tech guy, and power house

most everyone knows Shawn runs a typical adventuring team

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

Bitch Tipping

Equivalent to Cow Tipping, but with Drunk Bitches.

She is so drunk man, we should totally go Bitch Tipping

by Collingwood B Block Bad Boys October 5, 2012

cry-typing

When you're crying so hard, you can't type properly. This is usually exaggerated to make whoever you're talking to feel bad.

Boyfriend: I think we need to take a break.
Girlfriend: wati arey ou brakeing up wwithme righ now?
Boyfriend: Are you really crying or are you just cry-typing?

by Pickle Farmer December 22, 2012

Eicca Toppinen

Extremely sexy Finnish cellist. Mastermind behind most work by the Finnish cellist trio, Apocalyptica. Has written many fabulous songs, Harmageddon being the first. Big pouty lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a very sexy body when covered in leather clothing. Writer of the single gospel in the Dynasticist (see Dynasticsm) Bible. Is a control-freak and appears at times to be a sadist.

Is also known as Sex With A Cello Bow.

He lives in my pants. And sometimes in Finland.

"Eicca Toppinen can really play that cello!"

by Dynasticist15 January 9, 2006