A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.
Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
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When your having sex with someone from behind you start from one end of the bed and eventually make it to the other side, having to start over from the beginning like a typewriter.
by The Ikon December 15, 2008
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jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
by newstylee April 28, 2008
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Get the Lithuanian Typewriter mug.A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.
Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?
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Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.
everyone laughs
Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.
by AVLRider October 15, 2010
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