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The strapping on of a rubber phalus by a woman and subsequent insertion of said phalus into her husband's anus. The woman is careful to disregard the man's wellbeing and satisfaction.
guy: "hey bill you look like your walking funny, everything all right?"
bill: "oh yeah my wife just took me to east poundtown last night."
guy: "dude thats gotta be the gayest thing ive ever heard."
bill: "oh yeah my wife just took me to east poundtown last night."
guy: "dude thats gotta be the gayest thing ive ever heard."
by newstylee March 7, 2008
Get the east poundtown mug.A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.
jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
by newstylee April 28, 2008
Get the typewriter golf mug.A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.
steve: "man its really taking jim a long time to get up here to the green."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
by newstylee April 30, 2008
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