TWATS

Members of The Woolwich Arsenal Travellers Society

A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.

by Goonbater June 19, 2020

twatful

piss poor, useless, rubbish, acting like a twat. Generally restricted to blokes but I have heard it used by women against blokes

That was twatful behaviour. Burnsy, you were being twatful

by bu66ly March 10, 2009

twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

by Leanne April 2, 2005

Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

by Berry November 24, 2003

twats

1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.

2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)

3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).

"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.

got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.

"I voted for Tony Blair"!

by STePPeNWoLFe September 20, 2006

twat

Someone who writes a very long definition on urban dictionary.

Damn, I only wanted to know what a cleveland steamer was, I didn't want a whole fucking essay. What a right twat!

by Jonjo O'Rizzle January 26, 2008

Twat

1. Slang for vagina.
2. A bitch.
3. Synonym for cunt.

Drew Barrymore is such a twat, but she keeps getting movie roles.

by nvalley June 25, 2008