twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

by Leanne April 2, 2005

twatermelon

What to call people when there are being a twat. Usually describes someone that does something that requires a friendly reminder that they are being a vagina.

Why you get called a twatermelon:

1. Not following bros before hos.
2. Leaving a party early.
3. Not making a move on a girl.
4. Acting like you are drinking at party when you are really just trying not to look like a twat.

"Come over to my house. Mike is about fight some douche."

"I cant, I told Sara I would hang out with her tonight."

"John, don't be a twatermelon. Get your ass over here."

"O.K. I wont puss out."

by Mikey Bartlett January 9, 2009

Twatdangle

The act of being David Blaine and hanging upside down.

Jim: Hear about David Blaine?
Sally: Oh, the guy thats being a twatdangle in New York?

by The3rdNuisance January 13, 2009

twatted

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

by Jackson Marsh June 19, 2009

Twasted

To be extremely drunk. Short for "totally wasted"

"I was twasted last night after 7 glasses of wine at the graduation party."

by BahamaMama June 22, 2006

Twatermelon

A way of calling someone a twat in the workplace. Used so that if said person were to report you for insulting them, no supervisor in their right mind could take the complaint, "He called me a twatermelon!", seriousily.

A Normal Employee: "I hate you so much Pete, you're such a twatermelon."

Pete: "I'm reporting you to Drew for unprofessional conduct!"

Drew, the Manager: "Hahaha get out of here Pete."

by BoBBertRaptor January 24, 2018

Twaterang

Twaterang: (n.) A twat who, despite you best efforts, keeps coming back, like a boomerang.

Office worker 1: Oh gods; I made the mistake of helping this twat, and now, whenever he needs help, he comes to me. I can't get rid of him.
Office worker 2: Yeah, he's such a twaterang.

by BigDuggles January 17, 2020