tuning

the process that comes before getting into a chicks pants. also can be the process of flirting

Guy 1: what are you doing man?
Guy 2: fuck all, just tuning this bitch

by skatman May 25, 2003

Tugging the Timber

The act of masterbation.

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.

by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

Private Tuning

When your your music teacher is supposed to be tuning your instrument alone, when he/she is really shoving it up his/her ass.

Mr Agoglia: It's time for your lesson. Please allow me to tune your ukulele. I'll be right back.
Boy:*Texts* My teacher is is probably Private Tuning my ukulele right now.
Reply: That must hurt coming out.

by TheHashBrown April 24, 2011

Tuning up the band

Whacking off.

Q: Why does that chode have both hands under the table?

A: Looks like he is tuning up the band.

by Niffer Man December 18, 2011

Tunkin'

1. Acting in such a manner that reflects aspects of both testin', meaning insulting one's technological ability, and unkin', meaning acting high or stupid (with or without the use or drugs), resulting in acting stupid while insulting ones technological skill.

2. Acting so stupid or high that Unkin' would be an understatement - Unkin' to a higher degree.

1. "Looka dat! Yall don't even know how to use that there iphone."

"I don't mean to be rude, but you be tunkin'.

2. "Jimmy is trying to swing from a vine! He's unkin' right now!"

"He's not just unkin', he's tunkin'.

by lilhippomanman June 1, 2009

Real.True.Tuning.

The act of purchasing and installing aftermarket Japanese domestically produced racing products (tuning goods) for the sole purpose of decoration on an import vehicle. One involved in Real.True.Tuning. is only concerned with projecting (see poseur) the image they use their modified car for what it was engineered for – Circuit racing, Time Attack, HPDE, etc. All the while maxing out credit cards in order to pay for low production, high cost, circuit oriented racing parts from various credited racing “boutiques” or companies (ex. ARC, Spoon Sports, Mugen, Volk Racing, etc) found in Japan.

Real. True. Tuning. can be seen at various static display type events but never at a racing circuit. Areas like a large parking lot, convention center, or parking garage are ideal conditions for Real.True.Tuning.

"Wow I just went to the Nissei car show and saw a sweet S2k covered with boutique tuning goods. It had Spoon fashion bars, CWest appearance spoiler, ARC dress up engine plates, and one of those awesome J's Racing sounds tubes. Thats some sick Real.True.Tuning."

by The Circuit Mark June 19, 2008

tuggin your tater

Another slang term for "just kidding"

Steve: Hey Bill, remember how drunk we were last weekend?

Bill: Yeah, we were hammered.

Steve: Well, I banged your girlfriend.

Bill: What???

Steve: Gotcha man! Just tuggin your tater!

by Stew Money April 25, 2010