Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.

Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.

by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007

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Transit Connect

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and cuming in her ass. Called the transit connect because it fits 2 in the front and a whole load in the back.

Dude, Lisa loved it when I parked my transit connect in her back garage.

by Hemang Stihatch November 17, 2015

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Doggy Transition Time

Referred to casually as "Doggy T-Time", this is the time in which a man is able to transition to the doggy-style position after beginning intercourse. It is generally desirable to attain a short time, and men who who enjoy this position are known to brag about and compare their quick transitions.

"Dude, that girl you flopped has the nicest ass! What was your Doggy Transition Time?"
"A little slow, but clocked in at 58 seconds. Pretty solid!"

by DoggyMachine October 9, 2018

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Transitsexual

One who is sexually attracted to modes of public transportation without regard to the people riding inside of them. The act remains illegal in most metropolitan areas.

"I heard Rigel was arrested again."

"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."

"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"

"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."

"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"

"Yeah I know he's all over the place."

by cirdellin December 18, 2009

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