Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

I got touched

To get busted selling drugs

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!

by Vetrotek April 18, 2023

Touched

Getting sexually felt up.

Jimmy got touched by his teacher every day.

by m@//0 May 18, 2011

getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.

Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.

by TimboG April 30, 2006

Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009

top ten worst balls ive touched

number one my dads number two kanye east's number three my own number four eminems number five my classmates number six nicado avacados he tried to eat my hand number seven orlands number eight moist criticals number nine mat pats number ten sussy amoguses

damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched

person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched

person2: ayoo?

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 1, 2022

Touched

What you say when you are screwed over by something.

"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007