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Touch Willy

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss
by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007
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Touch Tone Telephone

one of the greatest song ever and may as well be a love song
"cause you're the only person in the world who understands"
you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay
by raybeez May 15, 2022
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The Markle Touch

The exact opposite of the Midas touch.

Turning something good into absolute shit.
"Wow, she turned that prince into a frog. She's got the Markle touch."
by tressymlouise February 19, 2021
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anti-Midas touch

as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.

coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!

Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
by Harry Day December 23, 2009
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Touch Fluffy Tail

A reference to the scene in Monster Girl Quest where Tamamo gives you 3 choices of rewards:
Fried Tofu
Touch Fluffy Tail
Poseidon's Bell

If Touch Fluffy Tail is chosen, you get a hentai scene.
Touch Fluffy Tail. Why? It's fluffy, it's a tail, she has nine of them and looks like an 8 year old anime girl. Enjoy!
by TheGermanBritish Guy February 23, 2015
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Touch Blind

A person who can't identify basic objects by touch, is touch blind. Their fingers simply cannot touch and recognize, especially in the dark. The result is awkward situations in the bedroom.
Randy is Touch Blind. The last time Randy was in a dark room, he placed his micropenis in some dude's ear, which gave the guy an earful of jizz and a horrible ear infection!

Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
by MobyR March 25, 2019
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3 touch rule

When you want another person to know your attracted to them or if you wonder if they are atrracted to you; use the 3 touch rule.

The 3 touch rule means if person A touches, in any manner whatsoever, Person B 1 time on 3 separate occasions at 1 event then he/she is into you. The more touches the better.
(At Party) I don't know if she likes me like that.
Use the 3 touch rule?
the 3 touch what?
Did she touch you 3 times yet?
Now that you mention it, yes.

She's into you.
by KRONARE December 18, 2014
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