Torque A Wicked Cable 

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

Torque A Wicked Cable by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

Torque bow 

A weapon used in gears of war and Gears of war 2 its like a bow and arrow except the arrow is tipped with an explosive substance which can attach to your opponent and explode causing a one hit kill, although the weapon needs to be held down long enough and when the crosshair turns orange, you then know if you hit the target the arrow will stick, Also if you get an active reload you dont need to hit, if the explosion is close enough it will either kill or down your opponent

Samir " dude i just blew up some guy with the torque bow"

Andrew "Nice man"

Torque bow by Samirmate! April 21, 2009

torque monkey

An erect penis.

After the party, I took her home and let my torque monkey loose in her vagina.

torque monkey by Jarhead8120 May 7, 2017

torque a moonfish 

The act of taking a dump.

I'm going to the bathroom to torque a moonfish.

torque a moonfish by Alan Bell July 30, 2004

torque piss 

When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.

Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.

torque piss by rplusplus November 30, 2006

torque my tootles 

someone is pissing you off

"stop doing that, you torque my tootles!"

torque my tootles by Dean Clower August 25, 2006

Torque Blow

The act of giving someone a blowjob when they're playing Gears of War or Gears of War 2.

(Play on the weapon "Torque Bow")

Guy playing xbox: Ahh i can't believe that fucking Skorge got me again!
Girlfriend: Anything I can do to help baby?
Guy playing xbox: Yeah, give me a torque blow

Torque Blow by Jasexy July 8, 2009