Toothpasting

The act of applying toothpaste to one's nipples, in order to create a high through the release of opium-like chemicals.

Guy 1: Dude, toothpasting. TRY IT.
Guy 2: No way man, that stuff messes you up.

by The_Guy_Who_Does_Nothing May 07, 2012

Toothpaste

When a certain somebody is apart of the ‘Toothpaste Gang’.

“Aye holmes, are you toothpaste amigo?”

by TootpasteG April 07, 2019

Toothpaste

When someone is fake or lies behind your back.

That girl said that you're stupid, but if she tells you any different, she's being so toothpaste.

by Everybody's Favorite Nipple January 31, 2016

Toothpasting

the act of getting the left over cum out of your dick like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the bottle

"Dude, did she catch you"
"Nah, i just skipped toothpasting"

by mattkitchens June 28, 2015

Toothpasting

A household drug. Putting toothpaste on your nipples. High is caused by a opium related/derived chemical. It is a sedative. Applied topically to nipples since nipples provide pleasant burning sensation in addition to reasonably-good access to bloodstream.

Eric was really high from toothpasting.

by Karl Migren May 08, 2012

Toothpasting

When you apply toothpast to your penis in order to cleanse it.

Man: Darn! I can't get these grass stains off my penis!
Man 2: ...Ever tried toothpasting?

by Milky Susan May 19, 2017

Toothpasting

A new drug craze which involves rubbing toothpaste on one's nipples in order to achieve a full-body high.

Toothpasting is the shit!

by CapanSourblo May 13, 2012