Toomanist

Toomanist is a person that, willingly or unwillingly, manifests Toomanism. Toomanism is the philosophical school that first identified the tendency of philosophical discourse to fragment into a multiplicity of -ism related claims. The tendency can be seen is academic philosophical discource as well as in online discussions in which the participants may or may not even understand exactly what the -ism refers to or have read any relevant works.

The term was first coined in the Symbolic World Discord server to dissuade such a fragmentation. At present the attempt seems to have failed as it is virtually impossible for modern people to avoid getting involved in Toomanistic discussions but a larger movement has been initiated to raise awareness and help those affected.

- This is clearly positioning you as a Platonist even though you profess to be a relativist in your conception of morality. If you accept nominalism how can you profess to adhere to materialism, physicalism and scientific realism?
- You are a f***ing Toomanist!!

by Dionysis___ February 3, 2023

Tongan

Primative people that have escaped Tonga on a supply ships, have extemely large flat noses ,hence the reason why they don't have a problem with their stench they emit because their noses are so mutalated that they have only the slighest sense of smell, afro-styled hair, extremely large eyes and ears, overall a very large physique, most are morbid obease due to their canabalistic nature. Their intelligence seems underdeveloped. The Tongan language is digusting in nature, as to a non-Tongan speaking person it may sound like "groans, grunts as well as loud breathing". In comparison to the Samoan race, Tongans are stupid, ill-mannered and try to fight anyone who is smarter than them i.e. Everyone.

Keep well away from that boy Billy, he's a Tongan

by Monopoly May 2, 2006

tongan

Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.

Tongans are huge!

by JP June 17, 2004

frosty tobogan

the sexual manuever when person-a takes a traditional popsicle and shoves it up person-b's ass hole, after which person-a forces person-b to eat said popsickle.

i love the poopy taste of frosty tobogan!

by marty mcnoobtube April 2, 2008

Tongan

Humble,happy,funny people!!
Brown or tan coloured.
James cook named the island Tonga the friendly islands!!

Coz u noe how we do!!

We da best!!
HORSIE BAYBEY!!

Koe ha? Feinga mai!!

No 1 baby heheheh

KAI HOOSI BAYBAY!

I'ma TONGAN AND I ROK!!

by Tongan's Fynest August 4, 2008

Tongan

Very smelly bitch ass faggot's that Samoans don't like. I've never seen a fuckin' Tongan whoop a Samoan.

Fuck a Tongan, I'll leave a bitch leakin' and split.

by 2LA May 14, 2004

tongan

Origin from the pacific island kingdom of tonga. tongans are generally referred to as being arrogant at times. tongans love to gossip & are very competitive amongst their own when throwing "lavish" parties on special occasions/events like birthdays, weddings etc. very friendly people, tend to be a little obnoxious. metophorically compared to 'horses.' tongans can hold their liquor & love to party hardy. tongans are big & very proud people so dont fuck with them...they'll hurt you.

Timothy, move or that tongan will shit on you!

by lipstick_armor May 5, 2006