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toser

Noun. Portmanteau of 'loser' and 'tosser,' pron. "tooser."
Have you seen his web page? What a toser!
by Peter Gozinnya April 14, 2008
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salad tosser

She's awesome down there, what a salad tosser!
by Lan B. September 28, 2005
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tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.
by jane August 13, 2003
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Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right
Tony Blair is a useless tosser
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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Toonser

A typical mink from Aberdeen or "Aiberdeen min".
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
MALE:
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.

FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
by Stoney Loon September 9, 2008
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totser

On one fateful Friday night, Raymondo’s hairless, fair-skinned, son Miguel asked “Father, I’m 11 years old, are you serious about not letting me use the car to pickup pre-teens on the streets of Winnipeg”

Raymondo responded: “Tot. totser.”
by TimF75 November 18, 2009
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tonerish

ignorant with overtones of douchiness. See also: Toneresque
My date started acting tonerish so I told him to fuck himself and left with the bartender
by SRQDT October 7, 2011
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