muzzle toff

an alternative to the word "messed up"

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"

by cursorkidjr June 30, 2011

MOSSLE-TOFF

this word can be used in many situations of rage or terror... use this word wisely for it is only used for emergencies... this word may be credited to Colbster and Ash-Pu-Tash...

"Holy MOSSLE-TOFF!"
"lets get the MOSSLE-TOFF out of here!"
"oh my MOSSLE-TOFF!'
"stop being such a fricken MOSSLE-TOFF, little terd bomber!!"
"MOSSLE-TOFF YOU!"

by Mossle Toff June 19, 2008

toffe and custard dognut

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

toffe and custard dognut

A marvelous creation that is usually bought from coopland's when someone is in a good mood.

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

Toffees

Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint

Who are the Toffees playing this weekend?

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Toffees

Synonymous with 'sweets' or 'candy' in Northern England.

Would you like a toffee? I've got some jelly babies/chocolate/actual toffees.

by SirPoopmunch July 23, 2012

toffee

Supporter of by far the most emphatic team in the beautiful game. Hater of Kopites. Trustworthy by definition, these honourable lads and ladies forge a belief in what is possible through sheer determination and style: a class that can never be matched by the cheap nouveau riche red shite. Toffees are people of directness, unparalleled by any, not afraid to speak out in the name of truth and integrity. The wrongs of Europe will be righted. It is only a matter of time and belief.

Dweller of Goodison Park.

by Goodison Dweller July 27, 2005