Tinderize

v. To beat your meat while swiping right.

It's late, time to Tinderize and call it a night

by JusDay April 20, 2016

Tinderrhea

SUPER gonorrhea that you contracted whilst having a tinder meetup.
Invented by Tim

Ring Ring, (Girlfriend) hey you wank stain, why have I got Super Gonarreha ?

(Boy friend) ummm well I may have tripped and fallen on this Nurse or barmaid or uber driver or maybe she was an unemployed crack head. and that is how you may have it.
We just talked so tripping and falling on her could not have possibly caused it.

(EX Girlfriend) There is no cure for Tinderrhea....NO CURE, you clock hole.

And so the story continues for this was the beginning of the zombie super gonarreha outbreak destroyed the human tinder population.

by mr monaro May 28, 2018

Tinderize

Tinderize: verb (used within tinder) tin·der·ized, ten·der·iz·ing.
Definition

1.) The process of getting mind raped with intelligent words from an attractive individual over the tinder app.

James can tinderize me any day of the week.

by Swaggernometry August 20, 2013

Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

tinderitus

When your thumb uncontrollably swishes left and right

Yo dude what's wrong your thumb?

I got tinderitus mate

by vegas shakes October 27, 2015

Tinderise

To swipe left or swipe right on a person in real life, in your mind, when you meet them for the first time.

I always tinderise a girl when I meet her, its a really bad habit.

by loca rush January 28, 2018

Tinderizing

Terrorizing tinder, all day long

Homie just downloaded the tinder app, he been tinderizing the Orange County all weekend

by HipStir February 16, 2015