Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
by Purple Miku May 27, 2016
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A term normalized by Christina Aguilera used to describe her 2010 album "Bionic". Today the term is used in pop culture and by fans and critics to describe an album or film. "Too advanced or modern to be understood or appreciated during the time." Some could even argue her album "Stripped" was ahead of its time.
"Maybe it was too ahead of its time for certain people".
"This Christina Aguilera album sounds so fresh, its ahead if its time".
"Christina Aguilera is always ahead of her time".
"This Christina Aguilera album sounds so fresh, its ahead if its time".
"Christina Aguilera is always ahead of her time".
by Sugar90 April 6, 2020
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Example 1:
Foo1: “Ay foo what time is it?”
Foo2: “12:37 AM”
Foo1: “Nah foo ITS MODELO TIME AHHHH”
Example 2:
Foo: “Ay foo did you see the new modelo time video?”
Foo1: “Ay foo what time is it?”
Foo2: “12:37 AM”
Foo1: “Nah foo ITS MODELO TIME AHHHH”
Example 2:
Foo: “Ay foo did you see the new modelo time video?”
by foo_who_drinks_modelo July 29, 2018
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The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023
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Janet said she saw her room mate at a party with a fauxhawk, and a leather studded jacket but parts his hair on the left with his corduroy jacket when he goes out with his choir friends. if he was really punk he would have a Mohawk. must suck to be Part Time Punk Rock.
by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009
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I called Nikolina to let her know I was here and she said, "Be out in two minutes." Five minutes later, she arrived on Nikolina-time.
by ED113 October 27, 2012
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